Amanda's Room - The Mighty Ting Gua's Review Corner

Bow, insignificant peons, as you are now in the presence of greatness! I am her Exalted Holiness, Spiritual Leader of all Gibbons & Sacred and Divine Bringer of Light to the GLAA--The Mighty Ting Gua! I am a god amongst mortals, and you shall bow accordingly or I shall hit you upon the head repeatedly and with great force with my Holy Scepter of Discipline™. This is my review corner. I would have taken over the entire website, as is my Holy and Divine Right™, but to be honest I just couldn't be bothered. I find it much more pleasing to relax my Holy Self in the comfortable climates of Aruba and let my devoted minion, Amanda, do the rest of the work for me. However! This does not mean that I am not watching every move she makes and, in turn, every move you make! Yes, lowly minion, your presence at this website has alerted me to your...er...presence! Yes. I see you and I read your e-mail, and geez is it dull. Put some life into it, already. What are you, a corpse with a keyboard?

Loyal minions will remember my Advice Corner in the old version of Amanda's Room. I considered bringing my Divine Wit back to this pitiful excuse for a webpage, but upon further thought I decided that listening to people whine and ask me questions was far too time consuming and annoying. My Divine Eyes and Fingers must be regularly rested and cared for, and as such receiving actual e-mail was very taxing. The obvious thing to do was to get rid of the questions! And so my Advice Corner has become my Review Corner, since I am very talented in telling people how much I think they suck. Why not include games, books, and movies into the folds of my Divine Wit? Surely they must feel left out, not being regularly insulted like everyone else. I am, above all other things, greedy, but after being greedy I am also fair. Occasionally, I am so overtaken by fairness that I let Amanda write reviews for things. She is nowhere near as talented as I am, of course, but I can't be bothered to think all the time, now can I?

SO, PEONS! You will now be subjected to my Divine Wit as I review things!! You do not get to ask questions, or post complaints, because I am The Mighty Ting Gua, and my word is final! Now, I demand GIFTS!!!

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Video Games:

Shadow Hearts: Covenant (written by Amanda)

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